Ant sleeping with a lecturer?

Is Ant sleeping with Sarah? In the meeting on Thursday she offered him a free databases text book and asked if he had got his car fixed. I didn't know his car was broken, that was insider information. Hmm.

George's unfortunate text

George was apparently really drunk tonight. As he didn't remember sending a text to Sarann at 4 am saying...

U are really gorgeous

Maths Chris goes to meet his girlfriend

Maths Chris abandoned the trip to DEC-10 to rapidly finish off Java coursework this morning to go meet his girlfriend (we're guessing it's Bee, the girl he brought to Bondi on Monday).

Claire and George - a match made in Heaven

Well, I say, Heaven, it was actually made on Bondi. But if anywhere was close to Heaven, it would be Bondi, as the atmosphere is just sooooo good in there.

Anyway, sources tell me that George and Claire have abandoned their plans to run off to Vegas to get married but may marry in the UK instead and have kids which they will name after myself and Sarann.

Dead body found in water tank

A message was sent round to residents of Grant, Vaughn and Clapham recently saying that the water tanks or pipes needed to be cleaned as there was a burst over the summer that has been repaired but work had not finished on these three houses.

Therefore over a period of three days, each house would have a 5 hour block when no hot water was available. But would a break in a pipe cause this problem? It's obvious that they found a dead body cut up into pieces and placed in each of the water tanks.

Matt to be kicked out for steroid abuse?

Scouse Matt was recently caught receiving a delivery of steroids. Will he be kicked out even though these are perfectly legal? Only time will tell.

Naked Dave gets off with Sam

It's true, I have conclusive evidence. Naked Death confirmed he got off with Sam two nights ago when he revealed "that never happened" which clearly means it did.

Naked Dave takes a number 5?

While handcuffing himself, gagging himself and running round moaning in front of random peoples parents, Dave was later found in a chair sitting in the doorway. This lulled state of mind is believed to be caused by him taking a quick number 5 (a number 2 and number 3 together).

Introduction

Hey all. Running my last blog about the random news at Temple Moor but then it was all lies pretty much (well I never admited that and it was loosley based on truth ;) but I decided to get another blog going to chart what is going on around Grant and uni at general. Although I wouldn't go as far as to say it's true :P.